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Mother Feelbright's Busy Bees
Vital statistics
Guild Witches
Type Offensive
GP cost 75
Crystal N/A

Mother Feelbright's Busy Bees[]

Spell Description[]

A key element of a Witches tactic known as 'Beesargh', 'Beeeesaaaaargh', 'Beeeeeeeeeeeeee-' and sometimes just 'B- oh bugger', this spell summons a swarm of angry bees to ensure that Wrongs of the World are Righted. Anyone who tries to suggest that the Witch in question might be in the wrong had better be prepared to jump into the nearest water, crocodiles or no, to escape some flying globs of honey.

Costs and Components[]

  • Honey, measured in dollops and consumed
  • 75 GP
  • 60 spell storage units


Guild Primaries
  • Magic.Methods.Mental.Charming
  • Magic.Spells.Offensive
Other skills
  • Crafts.Pottery.Forming.Shaping
  • Magic.Methods.Spiritual.Summoning
  • Magic.Methods.Elemental.Air
  • Fighting.Range.Thrown (compared against target's dodge, block or parry to see whether your honey hits.

Times and Durations[]

More dollops of honey means more bees which means longer aargh, but requires more Fighting.Range.Thrown to hit.



May be learned from Granny Weatherwax


140 levels of Magic.Spells.Offensive


Cast Mother Feelbright's Busy Bees on <target>


  • Casting this spell will cause the target to enter the fight.
  • The spell causes the target to run into neighboring rooms - not sure if that only applies to npcs though.
  • Honey slides off a wet person, making the spell less effective. Witches are advised to counter this with a towel, victims are advised to learn to swim.